Wednesday, March 6, 2013

MENSA AWARD: TSU Football Players Suspended, Charged For Beating Up Car

By Paul Jensen
Two Tennessee State football players - the starting quarterback and a defensive back - have been suspended indefinitely for.... wait for it...... beating up a 2011 Ford Fiesta.  These two idiots are also facing criminal charges. 

Michael German and Joseph Johnson are accused of jumping onto the car of a fellow student and dancing on the hood and roof, causing over $3,000 damage.  Brilliant.

Now these two dumb-ass's are facing felony vandalism charges.  Way to go.  I'm sure the Tennessee State community is very proud of you.  As convicted felons (if you are convicted) you will be marked for life.  And for what?  Beating up a Ford Fiesta???  Losers...

Michael German and Joseph Johnson.
A pair of freaking geniuses.

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